What to do when you're pissed off at the world and it won't give you a break. If you're not feeling better by the time the list is over, well, eh.
- Avoid queues no matter what.
- Avoid parties. If there's a possibility you'll get drunk, well, that could just make things worse - and not just for you. Stay home to protect them all.
- Buy chocolate. Cheap. Who cares if it's expired, you're the only one eating it. Don't get even more pissed because they ran out of caramello.
- Stay up late with your chocolate and Sweeney Todd or some other awesome movie.
- No tv shows, NO MATTER WHAT. You'll get stuck in a loop.
- Do the fun homework. ONLY the fun homework. Because it's FUN.
- Coax a kitty gently onto your bed and scratch its tummy. Don't get mad if their short attention span leads to them leaving.
- Read all your cards and letters you've gotten over the past year . . . what, you don't have any? That's your own fault.
- "When You Went" by The Vasco Era. Enough said.
- Spend hours talking to your online friends about other things.
- Read 'ARRY PO'AH
- More coke drunk = more movie watching time.
- Red licorice! Make a list about why it's awesome.
- Having such a withdrawful day may result in your family cooking you great food. Home fried, healthier chicken AND wedges?! YUM.
- Try not to pig out on the chocolate too much. After is fine, just not before. It'll waste the last thing I just said.
- Try not to draw absently on your jeans. Or your hands. Paper is fine.
- If you're feeling any better, do the boring homework. It has to be done at some stage.
- "Stutter" by Darren Criss. Or Joe Walker, holy shit that guy can move. Take your pick. Both would be good to see.
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