The Theo Therum/The Mishy Moo Rule

Mel wanted me to put up my bitch theory, so here it is: The Theo Therum (otherwise known as the Mishy Moo Rule rofl) I did come up with this theory while attending an all-girls' school, so excuse the 'she's and 'her's.

Like every theory, this one has exceptions, but I'll get to those in a minute.

Girls get bored in their own environment if they're there for a few years. So they feel the need to bitch and gossip. Torment people. For FUN. May seem like an exaggeration, but if you get the short end of the stick, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.

The main point is that if you've been to more than two schools (primary and secondary), you're not a bitch. More than two schools, you've started over at least once. It's pretty daunting.

The exceptions?
-You've been to only two schools, but you're not bored with yourself. You're happy. :D
-You've been to more than two schools and you've still ended up as a bitch.

So there you have it. Agree or disagree, but it's been proven.