Michelle... lies.

Telling a consistent lie is difficult. Especially if you're one to claim that lying is for losers and idiots.

So there we are. I confess. I am a loser and an idiot. I made up a lie about my relationship status to feel better about myself.

But what happens when people believe the lie, since you always tell the truth, and you have to lie consistently further? You don't feel better about yourself, just makes you feel worse.

Sigh. I was not made for this. Forgive me.